Chemo Limo- Regina Spektor Tabbed by Robin Young Intro: Fm/C – Fm (2x) Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# I had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin C#7 Fm/Bb Fm Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# Then in my dream, I told the doctor off C# Bbm Fm He said, “If you don’t want to do it, then you don’t have to do it” C# Bbm Fm He said “The truth is, you’ll be okay anyway” Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# C# Then, in my dream, crispy, crispy Ben- jamin Franklin and the doctor Bbm Fm Went and had a talk with my boss Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# Something about insurance policies C# Bbm They kept the door closed at all times Fm I couldn’t hear or see C# Bbm Fm When they came out, they said “You’ll be okay anyway” C# Bbm Fm And I smiled ‘cause I’d known it all the while Ab7 C# No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you F#9 Bbm7 I ain’t about to pay for this shit Ab7 C# I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo F#9 Bbm7 And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine Ab7 C# No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you F#9 Bbm7 I ain’t about to die like this Ab7 C# I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo F#9 Bbm7 And besides, this shit is making me tired Ab7 C# Is making me tired, is making me tired F#9 Bbm7 You know I plan to retire someday Ab7 C# F#9 Bbm7 But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style Ab7 C# This shit is making me tired F#9 Bbm7 Is making me tired, is making me tired Ab7 C# F#9 Bbm7 Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# When I woke up, the kids were being quiet C# I knew it was a dream Bbm Fm Right away I called the limousine company Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# Then I got dressed, I dressed the kids as well C# Bbm Fm The limousine pulled in and we piled in Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# The driver, he asked which way we were headed C# Bbm Fm I said “Sir, let’s just go west” and he listened obediently C# Bbm Fm Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC C# Bbm Fm Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me all about the meanies C# Bbm Fm Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea Looking out of the window C# Bbm Fm And Barbara, she looks just like my mom C# Bbm Fm Oh my Barbara, she looks so much like my mom Ab7 C# No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you F#9 Bbm7 I ain’t about to pay for this shit Ab7 C# I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo F#9 Bbm7 And on any given day, I’d rather ride a limousine Ab7 C# No thank you, no thank you, no thank you, no thank you F#9 Bbm7 I ain’t about to die like this Ab7 C# I can afford chemo like I can afford a limo F#9 Bbm7 And besides, this shit is making me tired Ab7 C# Is making me tired, is making me tired F#9 Bbm7 You know I plan to retire someday Ab7 C# F#9 Bbm7 But mama gonna go out in style, go out in style Ab7 C# This shit is making me tired F#9 Bbm7 Is making me tired, is making me tired Ab7 C# F#9 Bbm7 Mama gonna go out in style, go out in style Fm/C C# Bbm7 Fm Style. Style. Style. Style. (2x) Fm/C Fm/Bb I had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin Fm/F# C# Bbm Fm Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids Fm/C Fm/Bb Fm/F# I had a dream- crispy, crispy Ben-jamin Franklin C# Bbm Fm Came o-ver and baby-sat all four of my kids C# Bbm Fm Sophie only wants to listen to radio BBC C# Bbm Fm Michael sat on my knees and whispered to me all about the meanies C# Bbm Fm Jacqueline was being such a big girl with her cup of tea Looking out of the window C# Bbm Fm And Barbara, she looks just like my mom C# Bbm7 Fm Oh my God, Barbara, she looks so much like my mom